See which dialogue options players chose across Episode 2 - "Onboard"
Note: This data may be incomplete or out of order. However, most discrepancies have been patched out manually.
Highlighted options are the default choices picked by the game in case player runs out of time.
WATERBOY: It’s a— I’m joking, cause of the rock... roll... cool— cool commercial. I’m a Phenomafan you— you might— you could say—that.
Seems like a jerk.
10%
He’s phenomenal.
37%
Not a great actor.
53%
BLONDE BLAZER: Uhh should I close my eyes maybe? If that makes you more comfortable.
No peeking.
15%
I don't mind.
55%
Is this an HR violation?
30%
BLONDE BLAZER: A complicated mistake... I can go into the details of those complications with you later.
I'll take your lead.
33%
Didn't feel like a mistake.
34%
We were drunk.
33%
INVISIGAL: You think I want to tell people our dispatcher's a fuckin' loser?
I'm here to help.
33%
Let's make the best of it.
30%
Powers don't make you a hero.
37%
BLONDE BLAZER: There tends to be a healthy amount of paperwork. I used to call it triple D's but I was informed that had a different connotation...
What heroes do you hire?
19%
How many heroes work here?
34%
Three D's?
47%
ROYD: Aye, you dis Robert people talkin about? Wassup bruddah, my auntie name me Roy, but people call me Royd.
[Bro Fist]
93%
[Do Not Bro Fist]
7%
ROYD: Cause they think I some kinna juice head? They think I not natty bro? They think Royd not natty?
Doubt it's a coincidence.
12%
No, I'm just kidding.
74%
I don't know.
14%
BLONDE BLAZER: That’s the idea.
Can you not do this?
12%
Do I know you?
44%
Why is this happening?
44%
CHASE: Nowadays I’m movin’ slower than frozen piss to keep the ole ticker from poppin’ on me.
That's cruel.
29%
I'm so sorry.
24%
So, how old are you?
47%
INVISIGAL: I don’t wanna sit here and fixate on it when we’re supposed to be doing... whatever. Superhero shit.
Plain glazed.
31%
The long cream ones.
34%
Jelly filled.
35%
INVISIGAL: Got any more great advice?
Duck!
68%
Go invisible!
32%
ROBERT: Stop calling me Lieutenant Dan ‘cause the joke doesn’t work and you sound dumb.
Take out the Thief.
69%
Disarm Granny.
31%
INVISIGAL: You think growing up surrounded by a buncha shitbag villains I didn’t need to watch my back?
You chose that life.
16%
I can't just disappear.
44%
You need better friends.
40%
INVISIGAL: Didn’t mean to interrupt your little snack. Whaddayou need it pre-chewed like a little baby bird bitch?
You think that went well?
51%
I told Chase you disobeyed.
8%
You ignored my order.
41%
INVISIGAL: Now, you’re a twitchy little bitch turtle without it’s shell. A real hero puts their ass on the line. A real hero can’t just press a button to make their problems disappear.
I'm the real hero here.
11%
You need me.
28%
The suit isn't Mecha Man.
61%
BLONDE BLAZER: You have a tissue hanging from your nose, Robert. I was trying to ignore it but that became impossible when it started soaking in blood.
The air's dry.
45%
Invisigal punched me.
25%
I bumped my head.
30%
CHASE: They’re afraid of her.
The perp got away.
21%
I could've done better.
61%
She disobeyed an order.
18%
BLONDE BLAZER: But don’t worry about that. I’m just really glad you’re here, Robert. I think we’re going to do some great things together.
I'm glad I'm here too.
29%
Thanks for setting this up.
44%
Do you want to grab dinner?
27%
PHENOMAMAN: I’m sure they could accommodate one more. Especially, a special occasion like this.
Yeah, sounds fun.
10%
Sorry, I already ate.
24%
Gotta get home to my dog.
66%