45% of players let the goon drop.
55% of players pulled the goon back up.
49% of players answered the reporter.
22% of players attacked the reporter.
29% of players cut the press conference short.
28% of players dubbed Flambae "Mr. Wet Ponytail".
39% of players dubbed Flambae "Sunglasses at Night Guy".
33% of players dubbed Flambae "Dr. Don’t Do Shit".
49% of players threw water at Flambae.
51% of players threw alcohol at Flambae.
54% of players kissed Blazer.
46% of players did not kiss Blazer.
54% of players aced SDN's tutorial shift.
45% of players performed moderately well in SDN's tutorial shift.
1% of players bombed SDN's tutorial shift.
